So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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