His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize