I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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