So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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