his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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