i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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