Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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