i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room