My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?