no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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