Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
COCAINE IS GR8
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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