guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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