quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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