Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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