This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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