the new term for farting is butt boxing.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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