Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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