Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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