how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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