Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
