Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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