you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
