I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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