How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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