i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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