MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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