Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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