I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
no you cant smoke seaweed
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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