this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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