Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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