Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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