Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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