I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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