There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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