come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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