its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
The air taste purple.
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