i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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