do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
cat food counts as protein by the way
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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