I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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