the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the day after is always just damage control
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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