i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Boobs speak an international language.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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