I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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