All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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