found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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