And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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