physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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