No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
