Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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