i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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