She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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