i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you win again, gameday.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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