Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Randomize
