I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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