On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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