She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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